Eharmony Yoga Girl

According to eHarmony, 69% of guys and 71% of girls meet their spouse on eHarmony within a year. Think of it like quality over quantity. In fact, the other mind-blowing stat they share is that 75% of marriages that begin online start with eHarmony! If they do seem receptive, follow up with something like, ‘How strange! You look just like the girl in my yoga class.' This also gives you the opportunity to tell the person something about yourself that could spark further chat. If not, simply apologise and leave. I love that band!

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The Yoga Girl Next Door; What Is An Erotic Ideal, And What Is Real?

There I was leaning into her new red Prius, talking about PR and yoga and her plans. It was as if I had put my head into a spaceship and was looking at some Penthouse forum photo of 'the yoga girl next door.' But there was nothing going on. She was a next door neighbor, and I was asking her about her work and her Prius.

I'm guessing she's in the 20-years-younger range. Blonde. Stunning body in black tights. Raybans. Biggest smile you've ever seen. And what would I have done with her if she had been asking about coming over later? (She was not.)

I've been dating.

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This is the first 'relationship' I've been in since my divorce. The other two were both in the neighborhood of one week, and that's not a relationship, that's a fly by. The first one was the woman who slept with pit bulls. The second one had the prettiest smile you have ever seen, but she lived 80 miles away.

So I wouldn't say I'm experienced. In fact, I would say I'm a newbie in the department of dating. And dating as an adult who's about to cross into my 50's, I have to say, things are very different than when I was last on the market. I'm different. The women are different. I have two kids and a schedule that imposes some initial absence regardless of how fast I want to go in terms of hanging out together.

Sure, I've got an OK Cupid profile. (Tried Match and eHarmony.) But I haven't been workin it. And from the depths of my aloneness I wasn't in any mood to be imagining or looking for companionship. In fact, I was flat out deluded about how far fked up I was.

Enter attractive 54 year-old woman on OKC that says, 'Hey, why didn't you respond to my last email?'

If warning bells are going off it's only because she is IN TO ME too much. Or more than I have ever experienced. She was telling me I was 'much more attractive' than my profile over our first drink together. And in the parking lot, as I walked her to her new convertible Mini, she held up before opening the car and half-kissed me. We still joke about who kissed who, but she HAD been dating a lot. And she was prone to 'trying out the kiss' in the parking lot, even on the first date. I had not kissed any of my 'dates.' You tell me…

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And as I walked the long distance back to my car after the kiss, I was erect as a bar of iron, and wondering how — in my fkd up state — someone else could be attracted to me. Was that in itself a huge red flag?

OR… Did she see something in me that was solid and cute and funny, regardless of how I was feeling? Lavalife costco.

Three days later, we were kissing on my couch as a prelude to the trip upstairs, where she said as she was unbuttoning my pants, 'You don't know how long it's been!'

There I was leaning into her new red Prius, talking about PR and yoga and her plans. It was as if I had put my head into a spaceship and was looking at some Penthouse forum photo of 'the yoga girl next door.' But there was nothing going on. She was a next door neighbor, and I was asking her about her work and her Prius.

I'm guessing she's in the 20-years-younger range. Blonde. Stunning body in black tights. Raybans. Biggest smile you've ever seen. And what would I have done with her if she had been asking about coming over later? (She was not.)

I've been dating.

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This is the first 'relationship' I've been in since my divorce. The other two were both in the neighborhood of one week, and that's not a relationship, that's a fly by. The first one was the woman who slept with pit bulls. The second one had the prettiest smile you have ever seen, but she lived 80 miles away.

So I wouldn't say I'm experienced. In fact, I would say I'm a newbie in the department of dating. And dating as an adult who's about to cross into my 50's, I have to say, things are very different than when I was last on the market. I'm different. The women are different. I have two kids and a schedule that imposes some initial absence regardless of how fast I want to go in terms of hanging out together.

Sure, I've got an OK Cupid profile. (Tried Match and eHarmony.) But I haven't been workin it. And from the depths of my aloneness I wasn't in any mood to be imagining or looking for companionship. In fact, I was flat out deluded about how far fked up I was.

Enter attractive 54 year-old woman on OKC that says, 'Hey, why didn't you respond to my last email?'

If warning bells are going off it's only because she is IN TO ME too much. Or more than I have ever experienced. She was telling me I was 'much more attractive' than my profile over our first drink together. And in the parking lot, as I walked her to her new convertible Mini, she held up before opening the car and half-kissed me. We still joke about who kissed who, but she HAD been dating a lot. And she was prone to 'trying out the kiss' in the parking lot, even on the first date. I had not kissed any of my 'dates.' You tell me…

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And as I walked the long distance back to my car after the kiss, I was erect as a bar of iron, and wondering how — in my fkd up state — someone else could be attracted to me. Was that in itself a huge red flag?

OR… Did she see something in me that was solid and cute and funny, regardless of how I was feeling? Lavalife costco.

Three days later, we were kissing on my couch as a prelude to the trip upstairs, where she said as she was unbuttoning my pants, 'You don't know how long it's been!'

Two months later… Well, I've driven the Mini quite a bit.

But there is something that I am not feeling, that I think I should. As we continue and she confirms repeatedly how much I fit her picture of a prime fit, I am not sure. I did not have the euphoria associated with passion. I don't crave her. Her beautiful blue eyes and easy laugh are wonderful, but for some animal reason, I would not pick her out at a party as someone I wanted to get to know. She is attractive. She is a bit older than any of my previous relationships. She is completely crazy about me.

Am I out of my element? Am I looking for some erotic ideal that is more about masturbatory fantasy and trophy wives that parade around the nearby HEB in their yoga pants. (Don't they have to work? Um… No, they don't.)

So I have a woman who craves sex and time with me. She does not play games. She has told me from the beginning how delicious she thinks I am. She even told me, after a lengthy discussion about my previous relationship history, that she wanted to learn how to give me the best blow job ever. (WHAT?)

The yoga girl next door represents a college-age fantasy. I am not of college age. She is thin, beautiful, and I would assume, somewhat spiritual, being a yoga instructor and all. But she and I have nothing in common. Would I find things about her that fascinate me? Would she cook me a meal, come over to my house, and leave me with leftovers?

My experience, thus far in my life, says no. My experience, thus far in my life has never had someone so crazy about me. I feel almost guilty about not being able to return the level of excitement about her. I am trying. I am stretching. I am exploring everything with her, to see if the animal hotness grows. I mean, the truth is, I was depressed beyond measure. And NOTHING sounded good. I didn't crave anything, not even ice cream. So how could I expect my senses to crave this available woman?

Sincerely,

The Off Parent

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Always keenly interested in health, both physically and mentally, Donna (Amrita) took her first yoga class in college. After receiving her Masters in Nutrition and living three years in Europe (working as a model) she avidly returned to studying yoga. In 1985 she began teaching Kundalini Yoga, producing her first video Strength and Serenity in 1990 (a clip and the review here or elsewhere??), creating a Chakra booklet in 1993, the same year she promoted Yoga Journal's first videos on QVC. In 2000 Yoga Journal chose her video The Challenge (1996) as one of their top ten choices (link to reviews and clip?). She received her name Amrita directly from her teacher Yogi Bhajan in 1987.

In 1997, after 12 years teaching in many and varied venues in New York City, Donna purchased her great grandfather's historic homestead in northern Maine to keep alive the legacy of healing and hospitality that began with a young Theodore Roosevelt and her great grandfather, nature guide William Sewall. Near lakes and Baxter State Park, Sewall House Yoga Retreat has hosted guests from all over the United Staes and beyond, offering small personalized retreats. It was chosen top ten worldwide two years in a row by Gayot online. She operates the retreat with her Swedish husband, musician Kent Bonham.
Since 1999 Donna (Amrita) has deeply immersed herself in study with her favorite teachers in New York City (when not teaching)- Dharma Mitta, Eddie Stern (Ashtanga) and Genny Kapuler (Iyengar). In 2003 she began to integrate this into her teaching, branching out beyond Kundalini yoga as a teacher. Her clients have ranged in age and lifestyle from A-list actors to people with life threatening illnesses, both privately and in groups. In 2009 she began offering teacher training in Maine by request.
Donna (Amrita)'s products can be purchased at Spirit Voyage, Yogatech, Amazon and at http://www.sewallhouse.com/shop.html.

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Donna's yoga practice extends to ahimsa, non-harming and non-violence. As an animal activist she serves on the board of All Sentient Beings in New York City, as well as being active in movements to educate on and save the environment, an outgrowth of her deep love for nature instilled in the woods of Maine in her childhood summers there.